Each shirt is hand-screened, hand-painted, and artistically distressed by Cosmo Green, transforming every piece into a one-of-one collectible. No two will ever be the same.
Crafted on Comfort Colors® premium blanks, this tee delivers a heavyweight, vintage-washed feel — soft, durable, and built to age beautifully. Each shirt is garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, giving it that perfectly worn-in look and feel right out of the box.
This drop is extremely limited — only 1 Medium, 1 Large, and 1 X-Large exist.
Once they’re gone, they’re gone forever.
Art is not perfect. Luxury is a lie.
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Details:
•100% Ring-Spun Cotton (Comfort Colors® Blank)
•Vintage-Wash Finish
•Relaxed Fit
•Pre-Shrunk & Garment-Dyed
•Hand-Screened, Hand-Painted & Distressed by Cosmo Green
•One-of-One Design
•Original Artwork by Cosmo Green
•Screened with Professional Textile Inks
•Layered Paint Texture for Authentic Depth and Character
•Individually Signed & Numbered
The Lie of Luxury
Measure Like This In Inches:
- Use a soft measuring tape (or string + ruler).
- Wrap it around your head about 1/8" above your ears.
- Keep it level across your forehead — right where the hat will sit.
- Don’t pull tight. Don’t leave it loose. Snug and natural.
- Measure in inches or centimeters.
- If you're between sizes, size up.
COSMO GREEN HAT SIZE GUIDE (INCHES)
Inches
Hat Size
Fit
20 7/8"
6 5/8
Small
21 1/8"
6 3/4
Small
21 1/2"
6 7/8
Medium
21 7/8"
7
Medium
22 1/4"
7 1/8
Large
22 5/8"
7 1/4
Large
23"
7 3/8
Large
23 1/2"
7 1/2
Extra Large
23 7/8"
7 5/8
Extra Large
24 1/4"
7 3/4
Extra Large
24 5/8"
7 7/8
XXL
25"
8
XXL
Every Cosmo Green piece is wearable art — hand-dyed, burned, distressed, cut, and assembled entirely by me. Because everything is done by hand, colors, burns, textures, and pattern placement will naturally vary. When I use repurposed luxury materials, logos or designs may land differently depending on how the textile is cut — that’s intentional and part of the design. No two hats are ever identical; even if I use the same materials again, the placement will always be unique. Each piece is truly one-of-one. These are handmade works, not factory products, and for that reason all sales are final. By purchasing, you acknowledge and appreciate the handcrafted, one-of-one nature of your piece.
